Book A Character

  • Seggy Ben Ganev

    Israeli backpacker from Byron Bay, kitchen hand and felafel engineer. Graduate of Kibbutz primary school and lunatic asylum-seeker in Australia.
  • Doreene Kugelman

    Part time South African House wife, casual human rights campaigner and winner of the WIZO Mandela baking prize for her white and dark chocolate sponge cake.
  • Uzi Bazooka

    Uzi is an Israeli property tycoon, building developer and driving instructor. His current project is developing 500 townhouses in Caulfield Park and suing Glen Eira Council. All cheques are payable to his wife Shuli.
  • Svet lana Gorbachofska

    Russian Beautician, clairvoyant and homeopest. She is the owner of the notorious St Kilda Waxing Salon: 'Only Cash' and trained at the Joseph Stalin Institute of Beauty.